
The first two days Kellerman and I spent in Palma. We met up with our good friend for dinner and had a great time visiting the Catedral and other lovely sites. Was it Kellerman that noticed that our hostal was rated as a "One star"? Well, my students were talking about their vacations and how they prefer 5 stars over 3 stars... and I told them I stayed at a one star and it was
just fine. They were really curious what that meant. ;)

Kellerman and I climbed over the rocks to get this pic (and a similar one of her). I was in a skirt and dress shoes. She was in hiking shoes and jeans. I left her in the dust, but I probably also flashed the fishermen down the way. Crazy Americans.


Here, kitty kitty kitty....

Charlie was a real flirt.
El Catedral





Walkin'

Lately I've become obsessed with blue, green, turquoise, and... turquoise-blue.

Placa Mayor.

Pretty little alley.
The Castle on the Hill

The steps up to the castle were numerous indeed. Kellerman counted. McBride and I gave up after about 200 steps, Kellerman claims there are over 500. We took it like champs.

One of the world's only round castles.


It's rounder looking inside.

The castles houses a decent collection of statues. Some of them are indecent. ;)

The roof had a great view of the city. The city had a crummy view of us.
On Vacation
This is our party car, a Ford Fiesta. How appropriate.

While in Palma we had breakfast at Capuccino. I had typical tostada in the style of Andalucia, cafe con leche, and fresh squeezed orange juice. So happy. Do you see the bottle of olive oil on the table? That was the first thing our waitress would deliver each morning.

The beach in Palma. Sadly, this was the only time my feet frolicked in the water.
Trek Number 1
Our first hike had no trail head. The guide we'd purchased lead us to an overlook where we parked and then scratched our heads for a bit. Then we saw some hikers emerging from a valley and we decided to bushwack a bit. Little piles of rocks were our trail markers and eventually led us to the latter part of the trial we were looking for. Nice work, ladies.

Kellerman is being swallowed by couch grass!

For some reason we thought the couch grass was funny. Perhaps because it was called "couch grass."

In the ravine on our first hike. Couch grass decorates the background. Couch grass! Our hike began at a scenic overlook and ended at a very secluded cove. Very beautiful. We saw some sort of mountain animal along the way but it was too far off to tell what it was. I like to think of it as my mountain goaty bretheren.

At the bottom.
I really wanted to jump into the water. This cove was prime skinny-dipping real estate. Check out the colors. Sigh....

The Queen (Kellerman) and Ravine Girl majestically pose at the end of the hike.

At the top; post-hike.

On the road. At sunset.
Trek Number 2
By the train tracks in Santa Maria del Cami.

We parked in Santa Maria de Cami and walked several miles into the country along roads between orange orchards. The orange trees were full of fruit, the almond trees full of blossoms, and the olive trees a sagey green. Lovely! A farmer even stopped his tractor to confirm we were headed in the right direction.

Aquaduct goodness.

McBride bravely forges the stream. At one several moments during our trip I noticed that I am much more agile on the rocks than Kellerman and McBride. Apparently living in the NW has prepared me a for a life as a mountain goat.

Kellerman, our intrepid guide. At this point we realized that instead of following the trail (which was not marked at all) we had scaled up into the terraced orchards of someone's farm. They were home but ignored us.


This grotto was big. I was small.

Un arbol mucho viejo.

Kellerman and I had a great time imagining ourselves as the senoras of the old abandoned houses along the road.

I've been eating salads at home almost every day. Unfortunately, it's nearly impossible to find a good salad in Madrid. This salad was incredible, however. The goat cheese (queso de cabra, in this case the rulo variety) is covered in nuts and probably fried, though it could have been baked. The baby onions are simmered/pickled in balsamic vinegar and there are three kinds of lettuce and a ripe tomato. The meal rounded off with fresh bread and aoli, a carafe of wine, and some yummy deserts. Sigh.... After a long hike, nothing could be more satisfying.
Our Bed and Breakfast
The view from our door.

Lily the cat welcomes us home to our little green suite. One of the caretakers is good with animals and the six or seven cats swarm around him like a school of fish. He claims that he is good with animals, plants, and not so good with the mujeres. Haha. That's for sure. He named the two black cats "Obama."
He was also the one to show us our room when we arrived. He asked us our names and when I said mine he replied, "Jeeemmee? Joder. Te llamo es Maria. Maria la madre del Dios." The next day he introduced us to his friend the gardener from Ghana. The gardener is looking for "una rubia." A blonde. He gave us a very sweet speech about how he's been saving up for his rubia and how she'd never have to work. He's hoping to travel to the US to find a rubia autentica--dye jobs need not apply. She could work in the house, you know, especially if she were barefoot and pregnant, but she'd never have to have a career. And he'd do all the shopping and errands out of the house because even Corte Ingles (Spain's Macys) is too dangerous. I suppose that may be true in Ghana, but still, sometimes I feel so blessed to be brunette.

Cat orgy. Obama is getting some action, a little menage a tois action. One of the cats I nicknamed "Double-wide" because she was so pregnant; Obama 2 still wouldn't leave her alone!
Por Mes Hermanos
Ahoy Matey! We found the pirate bar of our dreams! It even had thai food! Nothing could be finer. We all toasted Mark and his pirate tatoo on this, our last night on Mallorca.

McBride and I take the wheel.